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stfuparents: What would you rather have your parent post about on facebook? Your first poopy in the potty at age 2 or your first time getting busted for masturbating to pornography TnA flicks at age 14? Just as Elisa’s mom’s friends likely brought her tampons and chocolates, Edward’s friends may as well purchase this kid a few gift baskets with all the necessary accoutrements: movies, mags, embroidered hand towels. At least he’d get something out of this facebook discussion. Poor kid. It’s one thing to have your dad announce on facebook that you “enjoy” watching “certain” things on “cable” - but for it to turn into a full-blown discussion wherein one is led down a path ending in someone’s stepfather taking “extra long showers”…. no. That is an entirely different thing. If I knew who this kid was, I would fly to his hometown, take him out for a burger, give him a hug and then flash him on the way out. He deserves it. (submitted by Anonymous) That poor child.  He never asked to be born into this world of porn and ridicule.

stfuparents:

What would you rather have your parent post about on facebook? Your first poopy in the potty at age 2 or your first time getting busted for masturbating to pornography TnA flicks at age 14? Just as Elisa’s mom’s friends likely brought her tampons and chocolates, Edward’s friends may as well purchase this kid a few gift baskets with all the necessary accoutrements: movies, mags, embroidered hand towels. At least he’d get something out of this facebook discussion.

Poor kid. It’s one thing to have your dad announce on facebook that you “enjoy” watching “certain” things on “cable” - but for it to turn into a full-blown discussion wherein one is led down a path ending in someone’s stepfather taking “extra long showers”…. no. That is an entirely different thing. If I knew who this kid was, I would fly to his hometown, take him out for a burger, give him a hug and then flash him on the way out. He deserves it.

(submitted by Anonymous)

That poor child.  He never asked to be born into this world of porn and ridicule.